December 2011
robomello:
theonioncry:
girls go to college to get more knowledge
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
bitches
whores
cupcakeninja621 replied to your photo: cupcakeninja621 replied to your post: How manly is…
So jealous of your swag, sinor DX
it’s ok…i have enough for everyone, we can share it :D
cupcakeninja621 asked: How manly is my moo-stache? T___T
cupcakeninja621 reblogged your post: These lips aren’t plump and juicy for aesthetics…
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You just made me squirt……pepsi from my nose
i have that effect on people…and soda
brosonwelles:
propapapa:
robotribble:
thesavagesalad:
iridescent1:
estrella-fuego:
fheenyx:
confessionsinprose:
ms-cellophane:
thetailofeeyoreslesbian:
originalkidmarvel:
Omg…. I Can’t Breathe….
what… hahahha
Mad respect.
omg. who is this woman? must find.
I need to follow her…plz. What’s her tumblr?
“these lips aren’t plump and juicy just for...
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ask away →
These lips aren't plump and juicy for...
…they’re for eating oranges!
Beard Compliment Translations
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
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mother fucking Dido
im having a 00’s over load!!!
must not fap…must resist perfectly reasonable urges…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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i’ve seriously got to stop listening to Macy Gray…it’s unnatural how tempted i am to pick up one of her albums
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Anonymous asked: Heya. I know you're not an advice blog, but I'm really worried. I self harm and have done for years. But this time, I think I've finally gone that bit too deep. I don't know what to do about it. Do you know what I should do? Thank you x
Anonymous asked: Aww man. Can we chat while we play the waiting game?
krazymama asked: what are you doing tonight?
Anonymous asked: hahah, okay :3
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send me an inbox and ill answer only in Haiku →
uncouthmoxie replied to your post: wake and bake
I wanna be with you future hubby
Hark! My loves siren cry,
a sad song, it rends my heart.
soon we will smoke. soon.
Anonymous asked: haha, no, I'm 15! but I just thought I would tell you anyway (:
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summer
it always gets me into a super creative mood. I feel as though i should write a new song…but i need the right inspiration.
the waiting game beings
Anonymous asked: Is it weird that I find you extremely attractive?
Oohh, Aahh, that’s how all of this starts, but then later there’s the running...
– Jeff Goldblum -The Lost World: Jurassic Park (via squigglyspider)